Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Braless Twitpic Is A Little Poke of Heaven

admin — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 14:34:42 +0000

Oh, Miley Cyrus, you braless little boobtastic teenaged minx. How do I lust thee? Let me count the ways. Well, I see one way poking out of your sheer top since you beguile us without a brassiere. Still waiting for the major wardrobe malfunction to occur this summer concert season with Miley, but, while we wait, nipple poking Twitpics are a nice tide-thee-over. Enjoy

BATTLE SKIN-TIGHT CONCERT COSTUMES: Miley vs. Britney

admin — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 15:40:47 +0000

Miley Cyrus flashing her barely legal wares in the Philippines vs. an attempted recapture of past sextastic concert glory by Britney Spears in Sacramento last night. It’s a summer concert season wonderment of twin divides (as in cheeks and boobtastic).

There are proponents and opponents on the hotness level for both these pop divas; I hear the debates. But I’m taking this lead-in to the solstice time to revel in the visual nourishment of both these scantily clad ladies, be they gravel-voiced or more preciously lip-synched, I’m just happy to live in a world where young ladies like Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears can get up on stage in front of tens of thousands of complete strangers in nothing more than a bit of underwear and flash their rumps and cans for all the world to see. Now, that is sweet music to my ears. Enjoy.

PREVIEW OGLE: Miley Cyrus Sexy Nightwear in ‘So Undercover’

admin — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 15:46:01 +0000

Are you like me? You just can’t wait four more months for the cinematic fantastic that is So Undercover, where Miley Cyrus will employ her master thespianic skills as a gritty undercover cop going deep cover in a sorority house (actually, that last part does sound pretty good). And, for the lust of all things Miley, we get a nice sneak peek at the few minutes of the film that you should run on repeat in your brain should you find yourself in a dark theater viewing this masterwork. Miley in skimpy little pajamas. I’m down with that. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Concert Pictures Know The Sexiest Way to San Jose

admin — Mon, 23 May 2011 15:48:42 +0000

Miley Cyrus and her Barely Legal Gypsy Tour have slowly wound their way through South America and now headed up to Costa Rica, where Miley whipped out yet another body-bending skimpy new costume for the good and decent folks of San Jose, where she proved once again that you don’t need to sing on key to look hot doing so. This skintastic summer tour (well, not even summer yet, just wait til that kicks off) has all the makings of an awesome and revealing Miley Cyrus lust fest. Not everybody digs Miley hard, but I guarantee you by July there will be few men left on this planet who haven’t seen about 95% or more of the young pop star, topographically speaking I mean. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Goes Full Scorpion for Sexy Photoshoot

admin — Sat, 14 May 2011 15:52:13 +0000

While not prancing about the stages of South America in her little leather numbers, the delightfully barely legal Miley Cyrus, minx superstar, takes time out for some sexy photoshoots of her in oddly, but nicely, bendable positions. I’m actually kind of surprised that this semi-spasmodic gravel pop diva can muster so much flexibility, but I suppose if you’re Miley, you’re constantly working hard to find new ways to inadvertently expose your lady nest. That’s hard work, people. I’ve always had mixed lust-filled feelings about Miley, but the more she poses full scorpion in lacy dancewear (or less), like in these amazing Brian Bowen Smith photographs, the more those feelings are going to unmix, but quickly. Enjoy.

Purported Miley Cyrus Shirtless Tattoo Picture…Pic Inside!!!

admin — Thu, 12 May 2011 15:55:35 +0000

Well, if you saw mom Tish Cyrus on the beach with daughter Miley Cyrusend of this past week (and I know you’re a daily reader, c’mon, you saw them), then you know mom and daughter are both personal fangirls of the tats (in fact, since Miley got some of hers before age 18, I’m guessing it was mom’s signature on the permission slip, no way Achy Breaky dad signs that note).

Here’s the picture in question which shows off the would-be body art on the bikini-clad Cyrii.

Well, now this purported picture of Miley with her top off getting her back inked seems to be the precursor to the Picasso-on-skin work shown off in Rio. For what it’s worth, in my humble opinion, tattoos on a woman can be quite sexy. Or, horribly wrong. It’s such a fine line. Hopefully, we’ll be seeing much more of that line on an even more shirtless Miley in the near future. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Candid Bikini Pictures Tempt Me Down to Rio, Oh, My, Oh Me-Oh

admin — Tue, 10 May 2011 15:58:34 +0000

Oh, what a wonderful world. Just when we were tracking Miley Cyrus at concerts across the South American continent, she takes a break in Rio for some bikini fun time with her mom, Tish Cyrus ( the tatted bikini body doesn’t fall far from the tree, if you know what I’m saying).

After I finished my intense staring and leering for the past thirty-nine minutes, I’ve come to the conclusion that while Miley Cyrus may sing like a rusty lawn dart, she provides one helluva service to gentlemen oglers. She did so before she turned eighteen, and now that she’s barely legal, wow, it’s like the main course is about to be served. These Miley Cyrus bikini pictures are the aperitif (I’m kind of sure I know what that means) to what is just going to be an amazing Miley summer. Hopefully some of her teen Disney and Nick peer competitors will take this as a challenge. Hear that Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande? Game on. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Takes Paraguay By Cleavage Storm

admin — Mon, 09 May 2011 16:05:05 +0000

We continue to track Miley Cyrus and her Skeevy Gypsy Tour this summer, currently down Sudamericana way, providing fleshtastic teases most recently for the beloved sons and daughters of Paraguay, where the gravel-voiced siren uttered her musical ballads and flashed her wares in a 90-minute performance that many are comparing to Hendrix at Monterey Pop. Well, not exactly. But she did offer up deep cleavage in her opening salvo of wardroby type malfunctions this summer. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Kicks Off Trashy Summer World Tour

admin — Sat, 07 May 2011 16:37:16 +0000

If this is how it’s kicking off, this is going to get good. Consider this the tame beginning down Chile and Argentina way as Miley Cyrus, really a singer extraordinaire, kicked off what promises to be a summer of trashy costumes, wardrobe malfunctions, and all types of body bends and butt protrusions. Consider this the warmups. And consider Egotastic! ready to cover this pop diva with the voice of a nail gun as she covers the globe like a Carmen Sandiego in leather hot pants. Enjoy.

Let the Miley Cyrus Summer Wardrobe Malfunctions Begin!

admin — Thu, 05 May 2011 16:42:44 +0000

We’re still a solid month out from the summer solstice and, as predicted, the Long Hot Miley Summer has already begun, with the now barely legal teenaged pop diva embarked upon her everywhere-in-the-world-but-the-U.S.-tour around her Mozartian musical talents and, more importantly, to deck herself out in tiny little bits of clothing sure to sputter, flutter, and fail to cover her body parts on stage. Heck, Miley Cyrus hadn’t even reached the stadium yet when she flashed a good solid sideboob view to the Good and Gracious Peoples of Chile and the entire ogling world. Say what you will about her insanely gravel voiced riffs and her spastic girl in neck brace type dance moves — Miley shows skin. And it’s going to be a wonderful summer. Enjoy.